why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

I <3 Hitler

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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