whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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