How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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all the kids had fun

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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the game

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Ebola

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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