- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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