Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Tilt your screen back .

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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I love alchohol!

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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