Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Once upon a time, The end.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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A fat guy!

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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