What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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