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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

I had friends on the Death Star.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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