What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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what is orange? an orange

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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sucks Syntax...

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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