- Anti Joke

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.