a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

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A pope meets another one

Rylan Clark

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Girls Lacrosse.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What is older than history?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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