- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Asian women drivers...

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Jack Stevens

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

A midget walked under a bar.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

I? Everett

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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