- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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