- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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