- Anti Joke

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

womans having rights.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.