- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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