- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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