- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

If i open this door you can go trough it

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Jebron Lames.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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