Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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pauls tuck

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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