What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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