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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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