Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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I don't get it

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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What fires shots? A gun

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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