- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Knock Knock Who's There Me

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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