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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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