- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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