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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Nobody cares maddie!

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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