- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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