- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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