Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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