- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Tommy got neutered.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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