so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Your mother just died.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

A penis walks into a bar..

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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