Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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