- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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