- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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