a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Guest what in the butt

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Stop me if you heard this one before.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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