Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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