Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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