- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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