- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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