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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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