- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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