- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

a man checks his mypsace

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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