- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

hers a joke... japanese people

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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