- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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