Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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No soup for you!

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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