- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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