- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

your no better than a cockroach

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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