- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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