- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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