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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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