- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Dig Bick Your dislexic

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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