How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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