What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

A cat playing laser tag.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

the redsox

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

KILL WHITEY

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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