- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

ever tried african food? they neither

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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