Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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j.p. is dumb

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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