- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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