- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

hashtags suck balls

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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