- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

A Fat Kenyan

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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