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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Small Penis.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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