- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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