What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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