What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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