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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

-knock knock! -doors open

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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