- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

So one time there was this woman learning...

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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