(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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sucks Syntax...

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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