Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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