Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Tim likes girls

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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matt is fat

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Heskey time.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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