- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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