Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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