Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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