Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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