Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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