jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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