jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Anti Joke

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