Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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