- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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