- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Arrow in the Knee!

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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