- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

A Duck walks into a bar.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Kys

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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