- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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