How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

I like the color potato.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Manchester City

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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