A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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woman's rights

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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