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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What's blue? The sky.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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