- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

here's a joke... the american education society

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

woman's rights

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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