- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Two women were sitting quietly.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What's brown an sticky Shit

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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