- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

think twice or at least think

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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