- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

nothing

hi

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??