What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

I enjoy Popcorn

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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