How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Donald Trump.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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