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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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