- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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