- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

The Princess is in another castle

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Black people.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Connor is homosexuaI

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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