- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

23 What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob