your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What black and has children A black man

i saw amango it splootered

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Your Mom The End.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

whats chinese noodles

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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