- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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