What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What do you call a black man? A person

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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