chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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