- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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