- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Republicans

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

vitamin c

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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