"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why? Why not?

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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