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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Knock knock. Who's there?

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Your mam is so fat.

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