- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

how do you call someone? use a phone

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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