- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Women's Rights

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Phew... it's gone.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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