I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

The cream, it is coming

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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