- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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