- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Your mam is so fat.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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