What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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