- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What is funnier than 24 69

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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