- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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