- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

So these two girls have a cup .

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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