Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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miha kako si?

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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