why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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