- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

my wife out of the kitchen

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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