what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

the redsox

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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