- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why was the man sad His got raped

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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