- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

2 black kids walk into school

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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