- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Your so gay, that you like men!

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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