Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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well use a tissue!

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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What is my name? I dont know

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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