- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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