A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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