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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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