Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Massie is a fatass

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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