- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

you give like i give lomain

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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