An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

i killed my family

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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