- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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