- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

13 =B you just learned something

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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