How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

women's rights.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Chlamydia

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

miha kako si?

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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