- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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