- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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