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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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