Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Sloths

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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