Rebecca Black

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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a. why? b. because

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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