- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Who wants water? I do.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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