What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

i hate non minorities!

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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