- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Who wants water? I do.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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