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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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