- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What's blue? The sky.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Your mother is average.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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