- Anti Joke

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Tony Romo

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs