how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

You know whats funny Aids

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Women's rights

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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