- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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