- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

hers a joke... japanese people

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.