- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Justin beiber's penis

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

I have a horse.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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