whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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I love you

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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women's rights

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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