- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

pull my finger (farts)

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

A bar walks into a man

why is pie good. because it just is.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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