- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Knock Knock The doors already open

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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