- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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