- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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