a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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12 niqqa 12.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Anti Joke

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