How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Your gay

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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