What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Anthony sucks

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

alex is cool

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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