How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Bob Saget

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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Niall Horan

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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