- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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