What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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