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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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