If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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Anti Joke

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