What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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